I AM a Shiny Penny
 
 
Twilight, by Dr. Seuss

Twilight, by Dr. Seuss

“Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. 
Bella likes a different fella.

See this vamp? This is Ed. 
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.

Ed saved Bella from a van. 
Ed must be a special man.

Ed won’t kill boys. He won’t kill girls. 
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.

This is James. He’s a tracker. 
He’s a sort of vamp attacker.

James hunts Bella for a thrill. 
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.

But James gave her a little bite. 
Will she be a vamp? She might!

Edward fixes Bella’s cut. 
She won’t be a vampire. 
But…

She becomes one. Read some more. 
She’s a vampire in book 4.”

http://io9.com/5872490/if-famous-writers-had-written-twilight

imisscalifornia:

Stephen King is a boss

This is a little clue to why I think Harry Potter will stick around and become a classic of our generation and why Twilight will be looked back on by grown women as something we’re glad to be done with. At least, I am holding out hope for that.

imisscalifornia:

Stephen King is a boss

This is a little clue to why I think Harry Potter will stick around and become a classic of our generation and why Twilight will be looked back on by grown women as something we’re glad to be done with. At least, I am holding out hope for that.

xsandra:slightlyamusing:(via afternoonsnoozebutton)
 this.
oh GOD, I am so pleased by this. I believe Michelle ganked it from this wordpress, but I dunno if they made it or where they got it. But for credit’s sake, here. http://laplumadelpavoreal.wordpress.com/

oh GOD, I am so pleased by this. I believe Michelle ganked it from this wordpress, but I dunno if they made it or where they got it. But for credit’s sake, here. http://laplumadelpavoreal.wordpress.com/

xsandra:fuckyeahtwilight:escher:koralleigh:rubyskywalker:thefloodgates:homeiswhereyouare:justalittlelessobvious:breeawnuhh:happynonsense

This is slightly amusing. The whole characters having facebook? confuses me sometimes. But. still. “Emmett’s” comment at the bottom is the win.

xsandra:fuckyeahtwilight:escher:koralleigh:rubyskywalker:thefloodgates:homeiswhereyouare:justalittlelessobvious:breeawnuhh:happynonsense

This is slightly amusing. The whole characters having facebook? confuses me sometimes. But. still. “Emmett’s” comment at the bottom is the win.